Buying a Fishing Rod!

Buying a fishing rod


A woman goes into a store to buy a fishing rod and reel for her
grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs
one and goes over to the counter.
The salesman is standing there, wearing dark glasses. She says, "Excuse
me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound
it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a two meter Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
and 5-kg. test line. It's a good all around combination,and it's on sale
this week for $44."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor."Oh, that sounds
like a Visa card, says the salesman.
As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.
At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the
blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
The salesman rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was
on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"
"The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~15% off select Hunting, Fishing, and Work Gear items through this link at Sierra Trading Post  http://bc2.me/11fe7


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Up to 70% off Namebrand Sporting and Fishing Gear in Clearance at BoatersWorld.com http://bc2.me/11fe8 expires Dec 31, 2050
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~